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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Medical TermsAccording to Blondes

*Apologies go out to anyone who really is a blonde*

Artery The study of paintings.
Bacteria Back door to the cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when treatment fails.
Bowel A letter like "A", "E", "I", ETC.
Caesarean section District in Rome
Cat Scan searching for kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic Sheep dog
Coma Punctuation mark
Congenital Friendly
D & C Where Washington is
Dilate To live a long time
Enema No a friend
Fester Quicker
Hang nail Coat hook
Impotent Distinguished
Labor pain Getting hurt at work
Morbid Higher offer
Nitrate Cheaper than the day rate
Node Was aware of
Out-patient Person painted
Post-op Letter carrier
Recovery room Place to re-upholster
Rectum Dang near killed him
Rheumatic Amorous
Secretion Hiding something
Tablet Small table
Terminal Getting sick at the airport
Tibia A country in north africa
Tumor More than one
Urine Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose Nearby
Vein Conceited

By: Mary Usner posted on Yahoo Groups [MedicalTranscription-Humor-Zone]

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