Funny Transcription Errors

D: Phlebitis, left leg.
T: Flea bite his left leg.

D: Check amylase.
T: Check MLAs.

D: Breath sounds are normal.
T: Breast sounds are normal.

D: Breast and rectal: Refused
T: Breast and rectal are fused.

D: Well-nourished and well-developed lady.
T: Well-nourished and well-loved lady.

D: Prepped and draped in a normal sterile fashion.
T: Prepped and raped in a normal sterile fashion.

D: Parents are alive and well.
T: Parents are alive in well.

D: Dull-looking male.
T: Doll-licking male.

D: Acute angina.
T: Cute vagina.

D: North Virginia.
T: North Vagina.